First, the Queensboro Bridge vanished. Now, it has been attacked.
The Queensboro Bridge has withstood two surprise attacks from monsters seeking to destroy the New York landmark. The first attack involved a well-fed sabre tooth tiger that tried to eat the bridge's steel structure. The tiger (photo below) gnawed and gnawed without effect. The tiger relented and caught the 6 Train downtown to gnaw on some pastrami at Katz's Deli. A wise move.
The Queensboro Bridge has withstood two surprise attacks from monsters seeking to destroy the New York landmark. The first attack involved a well-fed sabre tooth tiger that tried to eat the bridge's steel structure. The tiger (photo below) gnawed and gnawed without effect. The tiger relented and caught the 6 Train downtown to gnaw on some pastrami at Katz's Deli. A wise move.
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| Giant sabre-tooth tiger attacks Queensboro Bridge |
The bridge had only a brief respite when another monster (photo below) attacked the bridge. A giant hula dancer attempted to destroy the bridge by shaking it. Fortunately, the bridge was so well built, the shaking had no effect. Deterred and depressed, the giant hula dancer caught the 6 train to the Village for some falafel at Mamoun's.
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| Giant hula dancer attacks Queensboro Bridge |
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